A laugh for a rainy Monday – some real life excerpts from actual insurance claim forms – they are all true, letb s be honest; you couldnb t really make this lot up!! I am not sure that we have personally had any of these excuses but Enjoy!!
Incidents with Pedestrians.
b ” The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
b ” The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
b ” I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
b ” To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
b ” The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
b ” The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
b ” I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
b ” A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
b ” I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact.
Accidents with other vehicles.
b ” I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
b ” A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.
b ” The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
b ” My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
b ” When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
b ” I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
b ” The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
b ” I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
b ” I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.
b ” The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
b ” The car in front of me stopped for a yellow light, so I had no choice but to hit him. (She pushed him through the intersection)